Sunday, July 6, 2008

I Love Blow.


Teens unable to come up with the cash to purchase real cocaine now have another option: Blow Energy Drink Mix.
The white powder drink mix comes in small vials just like the real thing and promises to deliver "pure uncut energy". The directions are simple, add the entire vial to any beverage and share with a friend, just like the real thing!
The not-safe-for-work-or-children website offers T-shirts and temporary tattoos that proclaim "I love BLOW!", a special VIP Blow card (fake credit card with white powder printed on one corner), as well as the drink mix in four convenient sizes: a 12 vial brick, a Stash Box Sampler Pack, The Recreational User Pack, and The Fiender's Hook-up.

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